The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.


if tumblr were to ever shut down:



when your teacher thinks you’re procrastinating the whole time during a project but you actually finished it and it’s really good

  • putting concealer over undereye circles: conceal don't feel, don't let them knoow
  • waking up too lazy to do it: weLL NOW THEY KNOOOOOWWW